By Eric Hess
Hey there, brand new unnamed blog reader!
Welcome to the not-brand new yet wildly improved Compass SLS & ILS website, and our brand new never before seen blog!
Sadie and I, and perhaps even other intrepid wordsmiths, are becoming brand new bloggers (I’m into brand new today), and we will post here (quasi)regularly, sharing our thoughts on Compass, SLS, ILS, marriage (in general and ours in specfic), child rearing (again, in general and ours in specfic), relationships, faith, pop culture, sports, politics, and anything else we feel the need to pontificate about. It will be profound, witty, and thoroughly edifying. And I’ll try to squeeze in as many $10,000 words as I can to make some use of that education I’ll be paying for until my kids are in college, too. Either way, we are sure you won’t be bored. At least you won’t be bored if you like to read comments about subjects I dig. If you don’t dig what I’m into, why not? Were you born on Mars? I mean, c’mon!
Anyhoo, I’m excited and can’t wait to get started. Please come back to this page early and often. It’s gonna be chock full of fun surprises! Even I don’t know what I’m going to say. (That probably scares my wife a bit. She worries about my filter. I told her not to worry. Jiffy lube changes it every 3000 miles. That’s what you meant, right, honey?)